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TWO BUTTONS
TWO BUTTONS
BY J.P. BARIC
SUNDAY, JUNE 14, 2026
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A QUIET ROOM. TWO BUTTONS.
PICK ONE. FOR THE RECORD.
BUTTON A: BAN THE MODEL THAT FIXED
A NULL POINTER.
BUTTON B: ADMIT EVERY OTHER MODEL
DOES IT TOO.
GULP
GULP
SLAM!
SLAM!
U.S. AI EXPORT POLICY, 2026.
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